I Was Attacked!! at 9:45 AM

Just minding my own business, windows down, driving down the highway and BAM! Honestly I think it was a targeted hate crime, no other way to explain the random act. You guessed it, a cricket flew into my car and hit me in the face. Scared the shit out of me. I've had bugs fly into my windshield but this sucker made it into my side window and proceeded to attack me in my own car. He jumped around my personal space for awhile before moving over to the passenger side. The whole ordeal occurred while I was going 60 down the highway, traffic on either side of me, very dangerous folks. It was like a scene out of a movie, minus the explosions and such. Children could of been endangered... if they happened to be playing on the four lane, elevated freeway.

I managed to keep an eye on the little guy, hopping around my floorboard. By the time I got somewhere to stop however he was gone. Now I seriously doubt he jumped out of my car without some help, so I can only conclude that he's hiding somewhere. Well, it's a nice toasty 80 degrees out today and all my windows are rolled up in the parking lot. I like to think of my car as a gas chamber, dealing out justice for this heinous crime committed on an innocent bystander.