Maybe I Can Stand The Cold

It is so fucking cold!!! I know people up north are thinking "you don't know what cold is," but I live in Texas and this is cold. Someone dropped an ice cube in the parking lot at my apartment, it has been there for over five hours now. I don't do cold. I do hot triple digit temperatures, pass out when you open the door, sweat your ass off walking to the car weather. The last two days though I think I finally figured out how to dress for the cold. It only took 22 years of practice. Three layers under a coat, with a scarf and hat, two pairs of pants on. Probably in the upper 20's here but I'm dressed for the arctic apocalypse. Being able to bend your legs is so over rated.