Your Going To Die Now!!!!!!

I hate watching the news. I hate reading the headlines. It's all designed to scare the shit out of you. "Swine Flu Kills" "Ex-Cop Murders His Wife" "Are You Snoring Yourself To Death?" Basically you should be afraid to walk outside in public, without wearing a mask like an Asian business man. Run away from cops, well maybe only if your married to one. If that wasn't scary enough, don't go to sleep. You might be killing yourself by breathing at night. Yeah we all know bad news sells. Media tries to sensationalize everything and increase profits. Haven't they started to get a little carried away though? I know some really smart people who have started to buy into all this "end of the world" crap.

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