My Friend Phone at 12:29 PM

If you have an iPhone you know the spell check can be a little off at
times. Telling someone to duck off just doesn't have the same passion
that was intended. Today my phone finally started to get me. I mean
it's about time, we only spend 24/7 together. The word "dis", as in
"who is dis" is now an acceptable word. Him and I are now bff's, not
to be confussed with bffl's. That would just be akward. Who needs
guys? I got my iPhone. He won't be a jerk and is always there for me.
It's not an unhealthy relationship, I love my iPhone.