I Don't Have Swine Flu

I've been sick for a few days now. Runny nose and gunk. No fever, no aches, none of that stuff. I finally broke down and went to CVS for some drugs. I hate getting drugs, so rather just chug orange juice. I think I totally freaked out the clerk though. I walk in wearing pj bottoms and a sweatshirt. He's probably thinking, " great, here comes sicky with his Mexican Swine Flu and he's gunna kill us all." I don't have swine flu, everyone keeps asking me that or running away when I sniffle. I won't kill you I promise. Damn I hate being sick, it totally sucks.

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