Attack!!! at 12:26 PM

You know that little Red Bull car that drives around town, it has the huge can on the back? Driving back from the gas station, one was leaving my apartment complex. In the seat next to me I had a bag full of Monster cans. I had stocked up, they had a sell 3 for $5. That's three cans for the price of a double grande mocha frapachino! (hmm apparently Frapachino is not in the dictionary of FireFox) Well I see the car coming toward me and had this overwhelming urge to roll my window down and launch a can at the little car. I had three cans, I could spare one. "Yes Sir," the dudes telling the police officer, "A can of Monster attacked my Red Bull mobile. It dented my six foot can!" One of those cans could do some major damage.