Holiday Spirit at 9:53 PM

I work retail, if you don't know that already. We are currently asking for donations from our customers for a wonderful charity. I have a few suggestions however. First off, if someone asks you to donate your change of 10 cents and you say, "No thanks, I've already given", you just come out looking like a liar. I know you didn't donate. People who give to charity aren't going to think 10 cents more is going to break them. I especially love the, "oh I volunteer." Again you just look foolish. I missed the part where it was one or the other. "I just spent all day down at the homeless shelter feeding the hungry, I can't possibly spare a dime." I understand that people are tight for cash and that everyone seems to be asking for donations this time of year. I'm not so bothered by the people that just say no. I assume you hate children and don't care about them. Don't insult me though by making up some reason. I don't need an excuse, I'm judging you either way. I'm truly sorry I make you feel guilty by asking for a few cents. Your lack of charitable giving is completely my fault. It's alright, you and your healthy children have a nice day shopping for your $500 bags and over priced sunglasses. No, no I understand your watching your spending this holiday season. Isn't everyone? Little Timmy's mom even had to pick up a third job so she could afford his Christmas Chemotherapy. I hear Santa might bring him a Burberry hat so his head doesn't get cold.

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