Dress Yourself! at 7:13 AM

Do you ever want to walk up to people on the street and say "this is
just sloppy, I expect more effort when you get dressed tomorrow"? When
did dressing nicely, or decent, become an option? When did a belt fall
into the "if you feel like it" catagory? My mom will be quick to point
out I don't exactly wear my pants at my true waist, but I never would
of walked out of the house with my pants past my ass. This is
especially true at work. Yup, at my very public, nice job guys have
their pants, and sometimes underwear, past their ass. Oh women aren't
without fault. After the age of 15, simply throwing on a t-shirt, and
ONLY a t-shirt, with your jeans ain't enough. I'm sorry but just
because your mom burnt her bra doesn't mean you can go without. Kids
and adults are just looking like messes. It takes me thirty min. to
get dressed in the morning. I might not look like the sharpest dressed
dude but at least my socks match and my hair doesn't look like my dog
used it as a chew toy.

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