Toothpaste! at 9:50 AM

Walking out of Target I overheard a man on the phone. He was standing
next to the endcap talking very exictedly. "I'm here at Target and you
wouldn't believe the deal I'm looking at. Three tubes of toothpaste
for four dollars. Yeah, and they're the big tubes. It's an awesome
deal...I know"

Sometimes I wish I was so easily excited. 99 cents for a bottle of
water? Sold! Think of how much each day would rock.