Car Alarm at 10:07 PM

So I'm sitting, well more like laying, in my bed, dead silent, about 12:00 in the morning (or night, never could figure out is midnight was a.m or p.m). All of a sudden on of those Sr. Mix-a-lot car alarms goes off right outside my window. You know, the ones that seem to be sampled from a bunch of different alarms. Right away I think of Dane Cook and his freaking car alarm song.

Hellllooooo? I'm a caaaarrrr. Gas-o-line makes me run. Back seat. Trunk space. Hellllloooo? Lets go for a riiiide. Oil. is. my. blood.

Just thought I'd share.