Christmas Cheer at 1:29 PM

     Ok people of the world, chill out. It's almost Christmas which means people are getting increasingly crazy and mean. Ya, that whole good will towards men and holiday spirit seems to get thrown out the window as people get closer and closer to that marvelous day and drive closer to the temple of commercialism, the mall. Even though I knew better I went to the mall today to pick up one of the few gifts I'm buying this year. People everywhere. One guy almost hit me head on in his SUV because he decided it would be a good idea to go the wrong way down the street. Why would someone do such a thing? To get the one parking spot left of course.

     Here's an idea for all you drivers out there. Spread some made up holiday spirit. Let that car get in front of you, merge the proper way, oh and that one last spot in the parking lot, let the old lady have it. You probably could use the extra few steps...that over sized holiday sweater ain't fooling anyone.

     Lets all be a little nicer to one another this time of year. After all in only a few more days we will be celebrating the day baby Jesus came down from the heavens in his metallic UFO, bringing with him Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, and was named king of the overpriced, poorly made electronics Christmas is all about. You follow that? Good because I didn't.